KRISTEN: So the day of my birthday we’re sitting in the living room and we hear a knock at the door, and he [Dax] says, “Your present’s here, why don’t you go grab the dogs and go in the back room.” And I had no context for knowing what it was. But I grab the dogs, walk into the back room of the house, and I was immediately overcome and I thought there’s a sloth here. There’s a sloth here, it’s close, it’s gonna happen! And I didn’t know how to process that because my entire life had been waiting for this moment where I would get to interact - I’m serious! - with a sloth. And I, first thing you should know about me: if I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying. If it’s too sad, if I’m too excited. Always. […] So I am sitting on my bed knowing that a sloth is here. I start to have a full-fledged panic attack. I don’t know how to compete with all this emotion so I just kind of crawl up on the bed and I’m crying so hard and Dax knocks on the door and he has a video camera like, “SURPRISE! I want you to come out into the — are you alright?!” And sees me basically fetal on the bed.
ELLEN: I think you brought a little footage of that, I cannot wait to see it.
KRISTEN: I did. It’s worth watching ‘cause it’s embarrassing, so we can take a look.
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“in a world of locked rooms the man with the key is king and honey you should see me in a crown”
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song shuffle meme | sherlock/john [asked by recoveringfromreichenbach]
set fire to the third bar by snow patrol
I’m miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
I, I pray that something picks me up
And sets me down in your warm arms](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyll0czOgO1r3vj02o1_400.png)
song shuffle meme | sherlock/john [asked by recoveringfromreichenbach]
set fire to the third bar by snow patrol
I’m miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
I, I pray that something picks me up
And sets me down in your warm arms
Sydney: You said you wanted to talk about the plan. I’m giving you the plan.
Vaughn: It’s not your job to give me the plan. I’m giving you the plan. Tomorrow’s your first day back at SD-6. Now, nothing should change. When you get your assignment, you’ll detail your mission on a paper bag. (picks one up, showing her) Bag. Then you’ll call this number. Memorize it. After three tones, press the appropriate digit — one through six. Each corresponds to a trash can in a specific location. Now we’ll dead drop, review your information, create a countermission, and we’ll contact you posing as a wrong number: Joey’s Pizza. Any questions so far?
Sydney: Yeah. Can you show me what a bag looks like again?Alias Episode Posters → 1.02 - So It Begins
“You should learn to forget what I say. I know I do.”
#yesterday my mom was like you must understand though that weeping over television is unhealthy and i just looked at her and was like WHAT DO YOU MEANNN ARE YOU TALKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE AGAIN I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU #NO I DON’T UNDERSTAND #I WILL NEVER #ONE CRIES WHEN WATCHING DOWNTON ABBEY #ONE WHO WATCHES DOWNTON ABBEY CRIES#THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME #that is like asking me to eat a taco but just the shell and call it a taco #how is it a taco with just the shell #downton abbey is a taco of emotions for fuck’s sake #like the salsa of humour and the lettuce of tears and the (whatever you prefer) meat/beef/etc of excellent plot and narratives #and the cheese are the delightful ladies #AND SPRINKLE IT WITH EMOTIONSSSSSS#downton abbey #a taco full of emotions
Someone should make Dan Stevens read a Matthew/Mary NC17 fanfiction and record it for us
Random and pervert thought of the day.
